I am so behind on blogging, but here are the most recent CJ sayings:
CJ: Mom, can I have a wallet for my birthday?
Me: Your birthday just passed. You can have one next year.
CJ: And mom, when I'm 7, can I have a credit card to put in my wallet?
Me: CJ, 7-year old do not carry credit cards.
CJ: Well, I can't get a driver's license until I'm 16, right?
Me: Yes, this is true. But I can still get you a wallet next year.
CJ: Okay.
CJ came home from school singing this song today; hilarious.
Happy birthday to me.
I'm 103.
I'm still in preschool.
And I want my mommy.
My mommy's at work.
She fired a jerk.
She hired a monkey.
To do my homework.
While in the bath:
CJ: Mom, do you want to see something stupendously funny?
CJ then shows me something funny in the tub, laughing so hard.
CJ: Daddy, what does WTF mean?
Maki: What the Francis.
CJ: (reading the text on a YouTube video) What the Francis! Another crash!
Me: ROTFL
While at dinner at a Japanese restaurant:
CJ: (after eating a ton of sushi) Mom, I think I'm a little full.
Me: There's one piece of salmon sushi left and two pieces of mackerel. Maybe I'll have the salmon.
CJ: Well, I thought pregnant ladies weren't supposed to have sushi.
Me: You're right, Maki you have the salmon sushi. (sigh)
After an amazing birthday weekend that included a sushi dinner on the day of his birthday and swimming lessons and a Mad Science party the next day.
Me: Did you have a good birthday?
CJ: It was the best birthday ever! Every birthday is better! I bet next year's birthday will be even better!
Me: Guess what, CJ? Grandma and Grandpa are moving to Virginia!
CJ: Seriously?
"Seriously" is his favorite expression right now.
