Tuesday, September 23, 2008

More Funny Sayings

Yesterday, CJ was helping me make Italian sandwiches.
Me: CJ, do you want to help me put some greens on this sandwich?
CJ: But mama, you're putting purples on your sandwich, too!
(because my box of greens had green and purple leaves)

CJ: Mama, what's a deadline?
Me: It's when you promise to do something by a certain date.
CJ: I wish I had a deadline.

Me: CJ, you need to put away your tracks so the cleaning lady can come and clean.
CJ: Why, is it every other Tuesday today?

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